Category: Blog
On The Road Again
I’ve been on the road for eight days with four more days to go and I am cold, tired, and desperately want to poop in my own toilet. The trip started in Florida which was delightful because, although I’m traveling for work, I got to visit my grandparents. Any opportunity to see them is appreciated [...]
Workout 2013
It’s only been about a year since I updated my blog, so you can stop clicking refresh now. 2012 was an awesome year for me both personally and professionally, while 2013 is already looking to be better. One of my primary areas of focus is my fitness and, although I never neglected it, I don’t [...]
Workout 2012 – Old’s Gym
I weighed myself today so clearly the excitement never ends around here. As it has been for quite some time, maybe 2 years or more, I’m around 163 lbs with shorts, shoes, and a t-shirt. I’m guessing that puts me in the neighborhood of 160 lbs even when I’m butt naked. That’s a comfortable weight [...]
Workout 2012 – Back To Basics
I find it fascinating that I can get myself out the door, to the gym, engage in an intense workout, drive home, refuel my body with healthy food and the occasional handful of peanut M&M’s, then find myself completely unable to simply post my workout. It’s like having dinner with a girl, taking her dancing, [...]
Tweeting of The CNN Debate in Florida
I watched the CNN Republican debate in Florida. These are my tweets: Rick Santorum is a bottom. “Sorry, I have the pube of a woman that is not Calista stuck in my throat.” – Newt Gingrich “I have some questions for you Republicanos!” – Juan Epstein’s mother Speaking of jihadists…we have a question from someone [...]
Workout 2012 – And We’re Off!
It’s January 1st and I’m going to try to chronicle some of my workout program over the course of 2012. I’m not some lazy fuck that’s been sitting on my ass for years, eating Twinkies like they were Tic Tacs, wondering why I feel, and look, like shit. I’m already a fitness guy. From my [...]
Family Time
My mom is coming from Maryland to visit for the weekend. I don’t recall the last time she came to Los Angeles, but it’s been years. In fact, I may still have been married when she visited which was at least 10 or a million years ago. She’s going to meet some of my LA [...]
Thanksgiving Weekend
I love Thanksgiving because it reminds me to be thankful for pie. And by “pie” I mean “sex”. Which makes me thankful for my girlfriend, who makes great pie. That said, this is going to be an awesome, action packed weekend. Thanksgiving day we, meaning the pie maker and I, are getting up early to [...]
Stand Up at Sardo’s, November 9th
Wednesday, November 9th at 8pm, I’m performing at Sardo’s in Burbank with some amazing comics including headliner Iliza Shlesinger, winner of Last Comic Standing and host of the TV show, Excused. The show is 100 percent FREE so hit me up on Facebook or Twitter to get on the list. This is likely my last [...]
