Category: Travel
On The Road Again
I’ve been on the road for eight days with four more days to go and I am cold, tired, and desperately want to poop in my own toilet. The trip started in Florida which was delightful because, although I’m traveling for work, I got to visit my grandparents. Any opportunity to see them is appreciated [...]
The Funshine State Pt 2 – Please Don’t F*ck The Fish
I always wanted to swim with the dolphins, but thought it was something you could only do in Mexico where animal abuse is legal, like prostitution, kidnapping, and murder. Turns out, you can abuse animals right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A., while you’re on vacation. So, when Lisa and I left Miami [...]
The Funshine State – Miami
Growing up in Maryland, the “big” vacations of my life always took me to Florida, the state known for sunshine, tropical temperatures. and people waiting for death’s sweet embrace. Our family didn’t have a lot of money, so we never jetted off to Europe, cruised to the Caribbean, or even skied in Vermont. Hell, we [...]
