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  • A Best Man

    A Best Man

    On March 19, 2013 the world lost a good man. Larry Bloomer was a loving husband, proud father, and an amazing friend to all who knew him. I am especially fortunate to have known Larry and honored call him one of my best friends for over 30 years. He was the best man at my [...]

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    | March 28, 2013 | 1 Comment
  • Working The Rail – My Life As A Male Stripper

    Working The Rail – My Life As A Male Stripper

    This is a tale of sweaty man-gyrations, red-tassled g-strings and hot leather boots. Of cash, ass, sports cars and luxury villas. It’s a journey of epic proportions involving world travels, women and untold stories of debauchery resulting in vast riches. In 1993 (yes, I’m old motherfuckers), I was a rising star in the world of [...]

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    | January 24, 2012 | 2 Comments
  • Losing My Virginity

    Losing My Virginity

    My friend Chris got himself an apartment in Georgetown (downtown D.C.) just after high school. It was a pimpin little studio right near all the cool G-town bars. Every Friday night I’d head down and spend the weekend getting hammered and trying to pick up girls. The key word being “trying”. Actually, the key word [...]

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    | November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments
  • The World Famous BK Blaster

    The World Famous BK Blaster

    This story is not for the faint of heart (or stomach) so be forewarned. It’s gonna get uglier than Rumsfeld and Bin Laden having gay sex in a vat of mayo. I take you back to 1989 when yes, I was a wee lad of 19. (I’m old motherfuckers, I know that. No need to [...]

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    | November 8, 2011 | 1 Comment
  • Frank Prather’s First Time Doing Stand Up (Video)

    Frank Prather’s First Time Doing Stand Up (Video)

    This is my first time doing stand up ever. The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club.

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    | November 7, 2011 | 0 Comments

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On The Road Again

On The Road Again

| March 5, 2013 | 0 Comments

I’ve been on the road for eight days with four more days to go and I am cold, tired, and desperately want to poop in my own toilet. The trip started in Florida which was delightful because, although I’m traveling for work, I got to visit my grandparents. Any opportunity to see them is appreciated [...]

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Anger Management

Anger Management

| January 28, 2013 | 0 Comments

Angering people makes me happy. Not in a, “you’re angry so I’m smiling” sort of way. More like in a “I personally have angered you and now I’m experiencing such great joy that I feel like I may very well have discovered the meaning of life” sort of way. It took years for me to [...]

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

| October 31, 2012 | 0 Comments

Although I think we can all agree that MLK Day is the holiday, All Hallow’s Eve is definitely in the upper echelon of celebratory occasions. Here are 5 inarguable reasons: 1) Halloween is awesome, but it’s much better as an adult than it ever was when I was a kid. All the neighborhood children come to my [...]

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Vote Republican

Vote Republican

| October 26, 2012 | 0 Comments

I believe in lower taxes, smaller government, and the right to bear arms. I’m also pro-choice, anti-religion, and think that Republicans, generally speaking, are idiots. Lucky for me, I can vote for Obama because I have a good accountant, the government doesn’t infringe on my life in almost any way that I notice, and I [...]

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Don’t Call It A Gum Back

Don’t Call It A Gum Back

| May 24, 2012 | 0 Comments

I’ve chewed here for years. Rocking veneers, Keeping your teeth in fear. If you’ve been following the saga of my dental adventures of late, you’ll know what you’re getting into here. If not, I strongly suggest you read both: Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! and Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures! Those will bring [...]

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Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now (PHOTOS)

Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now (PHOTOS)

| May 24, 2012 | 0 Comments

Allrighty then…if you’ve read my last blog, Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now!, you’ll understand the significance of this particular blog. If you haven’t, go read that first, then come back to this one. Seriously, don’t be a retard. Do as you’re told. That said, the previous entry left off at my visit to Dr. Sam, the [...]

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Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now

Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now

| May 24, 2012 | 0 Comments

I’m at a Mexican restuarant with my girlfriend and another couple. Both of the girls are super hot and we’re all dressed nicely. After dinner we’ve got tickets to Quidam, one of the traveling Cirque du Soleil shows. It’s the first time one of those shows is in the Washington DC area and I’m overwhelmed [...]

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More Things That Don’t Exist (Video)

More Things That Don’t Exist (Video)

| February 1, 2012 | 0 Comments

Remember 50 Things That Don’t Exist? Well here are some more. Stop, just stop.  

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Ant Agonize

Ant Agonize

| January 31, 2012 | 1 Comment

Let me say up front that I like all of my neighbors a great deal. The majority of them have figured out not to try to befriend me, speak to me, or engage me in any manner including, but not limited to, eye contact. The lone retarded gentleman who believes that, because we share the [...]

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Tweeting of The CNN Debate in Florida

Tweeting of The CNN Debate in Florida

| January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments

I watched the CNN Republican debate in Florida. These are my tweets: Rick Santorum is a bottom. “Sorry, I have the pube of a woman that is not Calista stuck in my throat.” – Newt Gingrich “I have some questions for you Republicanos!” – Juan Epstein’s mother Speaking of jihadists…we have a question from someone [...]

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