I’ve chewed here for years. Rocking veneers, Keeping your teeth in fear. If you’ve been following the saga of my dental adventures of late, you’ll know what you’re getting into here. If not, I strongly suggest you read both: Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! and Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures! Those will bring [...]
Allrighty then…if you’ve read my last blog, Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now!, you’ll understand the significance of this particular blog. If you haven’t, go read that first, then come back to this one. Seriously, don’t be a retard. Do as you’re told. That said, the previous entry left off at my visit to Dr. Sam, the [...]
I’m at a Mexican restuarant with my girlfriend and another couple. Both of the girls are super hot and we’re all dressed nicely. After dinner we’ve got tickets to Quidam, one of the traveling Cirque du Soleil shows. It’s the first time one of those shows is in the Washington DC area and I’m overwhelmed [...]
Professional Judgmentalist, Frank Prather, judges his favorite headline makers of the past few days. Today it’s a special GAY TRIBUTE to North Carolina’s Amendment One, along with a few shots at John Travolta, Octomom, Tanning Mom, and your mom. www.frankisgod.com and www.twitter.com/FrankPrather
Let me say up front that I like all of my neighbors a great deal. The majority of them have figured out not to try to befriend me, speak to me, or engage me in any manner including, but not limited to, eye contact. The lone retarded gentleman who believes that, because we share the [...]
I love Christmas. As a child, it was easily the most epic holiday of my year and I would have given up Halloween, Easter, and my birthday, in favor of it. Granted, Easter isn’t even a real holiday, but still. My parents were kind enough to divorce when I was seven, instantly doubling the number [...]
I always wanted to swim with the dolphins, but thought it was something you could only do in Mexico where animal abuse is legal, like prostitution, kidnapping, and murder. Turns out, you can abuse animals right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A., while you’re on vacation. So, when Lisa and I left Miami [...]
Professional Judgmentalist, Frank Prather, judges his favorite headline makers of the past few days. Today it’s a special GAY TRIBUTE to North Carolina’s Amendment One, along with a few shots at John Travolta, Octomom, Tanning Mom, and your mom. www.frankisgod.com and www.twitter.com/FrankPrather
Professional Judgmentalist, Frank Prather, judges his favorite headline makers of the past few days. Today it’s Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Patrick Dempsey, George Zimmerman, The Secret Service, Republican National Convention, and Ayman Al-Zawahiri. www.frankisgod.com and www.twitter.com/FrankPrather
I’ve chewed here for years. Rocking veneers, Keeping your teeth in fear. If you’ve been following the saga of my dental adventures of late, you’ll know what you’re getting into here. If not, I strongly suggest you read both: Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! and Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures! Those will bring [...]
Allrighty then…if you’ve read my last blog, Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now!, you’ll understand the significance of this particular blog. If you haven’t, go read that first, then come back to this one. Seriously, don’t be a retard. Do as you’re told. That said, the previous entry left off at my visit to Dr. Sam, the [...]
I’m at a Mexican restuarant with my girlfriend and another couple. Both of the girls are super hot and we’re all dressed nicely. After dinner we’ve got tickets to Quidam, one of the traveling Cirque du Soleil shows. It’s the first time one of those shows is in the Washington DC area and I’m overwhelmed [...]
I haven’t updated the blog in a while and well, that trend will probably continue. However, I thought it appropriate to post in honor of my new job. I’ve been freelance for years now and, although I spent about 2 of those years at one particular company, it wasn’t permanent. Unless something goes awry, this [...]
I weighed myself today so clearly the excitement never ends around here. As it has been for quite some time, maybe 2 years or more, I’m around 163 lbs with shorts, shoes, and a t-shirt. I’m guessing that puts me in the neighborhood of 160 lbs even when I’m butt naked. That’s a comfortable weight [...]
I find it fascinating that I can get myself out the door, to the gym, engage in an intense workout, drive home, refuel my body with healthy food and the occasional handful of peanut M&M’s, then find myself completely unable to simply post my workout. It’s like having dinner with a girl, taking her dancing, [...]
When I was a child, right around seven years old, I became what was called a “latchkey kid”. The term was coined in the 40′s during World War II, when many families found one parent away at war and the other at work. Their child would have to go home after school and remain alone until the working parent returned. They [...]
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